Lessons Learned from Disney Sequels

So, Jenna and I had a weekend party. We're talking about the kind of party that ends in 5 Disney sequels in only 24 hours. It was epic. Here's what we learned:

The Lion King II: Even if your mother-in-law wants to kill you, you should still try to save her from falling to a watery grave.

The Little Mermaid II: Don't build walls and lie to your children. Also, feet are a plus.

Cinderella II: Be yourself. And if you get in trouble, blame the French.

Cinderella III: Magic explains everything. Trust the talking mice.

Lilo & Stitch II: If you put leftover meatloaf in your pillowcase, a buzzard will come into your house and trash everything. But only if you're Elvis.

Needless to say, Lilo & Stitch II was our favorite.